Chapter 2 - Creation
Jeff Ables was in his laboratory, with his helpers, the Hilary, Ed, and Rock – the Begal Boys. Jeff had a green shirt on with blue jeans. He had brown sneakers and had blonde hair which always stood up in three spikes in a row going left to right. He liked his hair in spikes, with a little red band tied around it. Other than being really good at math and science, Jeff liked to play basketball and invent things. Jeff was an only 14 year old teenager, which he liked most of the time, since he has friends from school and his annoying neighbors the Begal Boys, who he hired to help him with his inventing. Unfortunately, when the Begal Boys are around, his plans turn out ruined. Also Jeff is short tempered, so the Begal Boys are usually in for a show.
The Begal Boys’ names are very odd. They call themselves the Begal Boys because they have a Beagle dog, and it is their last name. They spell it without the “A” at the beginning and the “E” and the end because that is the way their last name is spelled, so everyone just knows them as the Begal Boys. The Begal Boys are also triplets.
Hilary is the smart Begal Boy, who Jeff admires the most because he is the only one who will listen to him. Yes, Hilary is a girl’s name, but it’s not his fault. When Hilary was born his parents thought that he would be a girl so they automatically named him Hilary. He also looked like another person they knew named Hilary. They couldn’t stop calling him Hilary so Hilary became his name. He wears a green shirt and jeans. All three of the Begal Boys have blonde hair and brown shoes.
Ed is short for “Eduardo”. Ed is the tough Begal Boy who is liked second best by Jeff. Ed doesn’t usually listen to him and complains when he has to do a job, but Jeff admires him for his toughness. Ed likes sports, especially karate. He wears a red shirt and jeans.
Rock Begal. Don’t even get me started. Rock is the laziest, stupidest oaf you could ever find. Most people say that he has brain problems or he’s just retarded, but his only problem he really has is remembering things, which makes him seem dumber than he really is. Rock’s voice also sounds like he’s retarded, so that’s another reason people jump to conclusions. Jeff really wishes Rock wasn’t so dumb – even though it fits his name. Rock is usually the one who totally messes up Jeff’s plans. It is a mystery why Jeff even bothers to keep him as his assistant. It is a shame for Rock, but there is nothing that can be done for him.
Anyway, back to Jeff. Jeff liked mostly everything in his life – except on thing – little girls. Jeff would do anything and everything to get rid of little, bratty girls. Jeff has had very bad experiences with them, if you are wondering. So he decided to get rid of them once and for all, and right now all he could think about was his plan – to turn little girls into little boys. So he went into his secret laboratory, shut the door, and got to work.
“Okay, boys, I’ve got a plan and it better be done right and if it isn’t – I’ll fire you!” said Jeff pacing around the room.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He’s gonna set us on fire!” yelled Rock.
“No Rock!” said Hilary, the smart one, who always corrects him. “He won’t literally set us on fire! He’s going to take away our job!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My money!” yelled Rock. “I spend it on a 4-foot long sandwich every Saturday night!”
“Who cares about your stupid sandwiches!?!” asked Ed.
“Silence!” yelled Jeff.
The boys got quiet, knowing Jeff would boil over if they didn’t.
“Finally, peace and quiet. Okay, Hilary and Ed, get me a pot. And Rock, get me some boy powder and boy liquid! And don’t mess it up!” said Jeff.
But, being very stupid, (and not listening to what Jeff said) Rock got girl powder and girl liquid. Rock started pouring it in while Jeff was getting more ingredients. Then he came over and saw what Rock was doing. (Oh and if you don’t know, Jeff is really big with potions and has a lot of them)
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” yelled Jeff. “Rock! What are you doing!?!”
“I’m doing just what you said, Jeff! I got girl powder and girl liquid!” said Rock.
“No Rock! You were supposed to get boy powder and boy liquid! What happened!?!” asked Jeff.
“Remember, it’s opposite day!” said Rock.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled Jeff. “Is that all you can think about?”
“Don’t worry, Jeff! I’ll put this in to stop it!” said Rock. He was holding a bottle of 3-GP.
“Rock! What ever you do, don’t put it in!” said Jeff.
Rock was about to put it in.
“Don’t put it in!” Jeff screamed frantically.
Rock put it in. There was a big explosion about to come. At that time…
“Hey!” said the blonde to the red head. “What’s wrong!?!”
“What’s wrong!?! We’ve been in here for days! No one will ever create us!” she said.
“It’s only been a 15 minutes.” the blonde replied.
“Yeah, but we’ve been in here for a long time and still no one has created us!” said the brunette.
“We can’t loose hope!” said the blonde.
“Well I think I’m about to loose mine!” the red head complained again.
Then they felt themselves being pulled out into space again.
“Oh-no! Here we go again!” said the blonde. “Goodbye, Mars!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” the three girls screamed. Back at the lab…
“Rock! Look what you’ve done! You’re gonna loose your…”
BOOM!!!
“Job?” Jeff said weakly.
The explosion had knocked them all out for a few seconds. The girls were standing on the floor, looking around, until Jeff and the others snapped out of the daze and started to fight with each other again.
“Rock!” Jeff started again. “Do you realize what that was!?!”
“Uh, what?” asked Rock.
Jeff smacked himself on the head.
“It gave them superpowers, stupid! Now they’re gonna stop my plan because they have superpowers!” said Jeff. “Well I guess if they have powers, then I’ll have to fight power with power! I’ll make boys with better powers than those dorky girls!”
The red head was mad when she heard him say that.
“You better take that back!” she said.
“Oh! I’m so scared! Catch me! I’m about to faint!” Jeff said mockingly.
“Okay!” said Rock.
Jeff was pretending to fall while Rock came from behind him and caught him.
“Rock! Quit it! You know I hate it when you touch me! Now get me some 3-XP before I make you see stars!” yelled Jeff.
Rock handed him 3-GP. Jeff poured it on the girls without even looking what it was. Then he realized Rock’s mistake (again).
“Rock! You twit! You gave me 3-GP! Now they have even more superpowers!” said Jeff.
“Opps! My bad!” said Rock.
Jeff was pulling his hair out right about now. He was starting to hate Rock and his pathetic attempts to be smart. But then, something caught Rock’s eye. He didn’t tell Jeff or his brothers. At least not yet. He was keeping it a secret. Then not far away Jeff’s mom, Charlotte Ables, was inside cooking. The girls were running away from Jeff because this time he did have 3-XP, and he checked twice. Then Mrs. Ables came outside to see what all the commotion was. They stopped right in front of her.
“What’s going on, Jeff? And who are these girls?” asked Mrs. Ables.
“Uhhhhhhhh,” started Jeff.
“Don’t get tricky on me, mister!” said Mrs. Ables.
“I say anything accept uhhh!” said Jeff.
“That’s enough to know that you did something stupid and bad again!” said Mrs. Ables.
“Stupid!?! Bad!?! Man, you should’ve been Rock’s mother!” said Jeff. “He’s
the one who caused this mess!”
“Whatever, I’ll ask them.” said Mrs. Ables, ignoring her son. She bent down to the girls. “Who are you?” she asked.
“Well, you see, we just came to Earth, all the way from Mars!” said the blonde.
“We don’t have parents.” said the brunette.
Stupid girls, they’re making it up! Jeff thought.
Mrs. Ables wasn’t sure if she believed the blonde’s story and thought that they were just playing around, but she looked at them as if she understood them. But brunette said that they didn’t have parents, and no child could lie about that. Maybe they were just homeless girls off the street and wanted someone to be with. Mrs. Ables felt like she needed to help the girls out at what they wanted, for she had always wanted girls.
“Do you really not have parents?” asked Mrs. Ables.
The girls nodded their heads.
“Never mind that! He called us dorks!” said the red head pointing to Jeff.
Mrs. Ables was infuriated at this, that Jeff would call these homeless girls names and all they wanted was a home. She immediately turned to her son.
“Jeff! How could you!?! You don’t even know them!” yelled Mrs. Ables. But then she thought again about what the brunette said.
“Hey! Maybe you can be my children! I can adopt you!” said Mrs. Ables.
“Yeah!” they said.
“What!?!” yelled Jeff. “Mom, you aren’t serious?”
“Actually Jeff, I am.” said Mrs. Ables.
“My life is pure misery.” complained Jeff looking at the ground.
“Well, since you are off the street and I don’t have to sign any adoption papers, let’s start out by naming you.” said Mrs. Ables. “Hmm, I’ve always liked the name Jenny, so I’ll name the blonde Jenny. And since I’ve been reading Anne of Green Gables lately, I’ll call the brunette Anne. And because your hair is as red as a rose, I’ll call you Rosie.”
“Mom, those have got to be the stupidest names I’ve ever heard!” said Jeff. “I mean c’mon, Rosie? If we’re going to keep them, can’t you name them something more mature?”
“Are you calling me immature?” asked Mrs. Ables. “I’m telling you, Jeff, I think you should stop hanging around that Rock kid next door. His stupidity is starting to rub off on you.”
“Thanks mom, that’s a great way to encourage your son!” said Jeff.
“Well, come on girls! I’ll show you your new home!” said Mrs. Ables.
The girls with their new mother walked inside. Jeff saw Rock hiding behind a tree jumping happily.
“Rock, you’re such a baby!” said Jeff as he passed by. Then he walked away.
“Ah-ha!” said Rock. He thought of the perfect plan.
The Begal Boys’ names are very odd. They call themselves the Begal Boys because they have a Beagle dog, and it is their last name. They spell it without the “A” at the beginning and the “E” and the end because that is the way their last name is spelled, so everyone just knows them as the Begal Boys. The Begal Boys are also triplets.
Hilary is the smart Begal Boy, who Jeff admires the most because he is the only one who will listen to him. Yes, Hilary is a girl’s name, but it’s not his fault. When Hilary was born his parents thought that he would be a girl so they automatically named him Hilary. He also looked like another person they knew named Hilary. They couldn’t stop calling him Hilary so Hilary became his name. He wears a green shirt and jeans. All three of the Begal Boys have blonde hair and brown shoes.
Ed is short for “Eduardo”. Ed is the tough Begal Boy who is liked second best by Jeff. Ed doesn’t usually listen to him and complains when he has to do a job, but Jeff admires him for his toughness. Ed likes sports, especially karate. He wears a red shirt and jeans.
Rock Begal. Don’t even get me started. Rock is the laziest, stupidest oaf you could ever find. Most people say that he has brain problems or he’s just retarded, but his only problem he really has is remembering things, which makes him seem dumber than he really is. Rock’s voice also sounds like he’s retarded, so that’s another reason people jump to conclusions. Jeff really wishes Rock wasn’t so dumb – even though it fits his name. Rock is usually the one who totally messes up Jeff’s plans. It is a mystery why Jeff even bothers to keep him as his assistant. It is a shame for Rock, but there is nothing that can be done for him.
Anyway, back to Jeff. Jeff liked mostly everything in his life – except on thing – little girls. Jeff would do anything and everything to get rid of little, bratty girls. Jeff has had very bad experiences with them, if you are wondering. So he decided to get rid of them once and for all, and right now all he could think about was his plan – to turn little girls into little boys. So he went into his secret laboratory, shut the door, and got to work.
“Okay, boys, I’ve got a plan and it better be done right and if it isn’t – I’ll fire you!” said Jeff pacing around the room.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He’s gonna set us on fire!” yelled Rock.
“No Rock!” said Hilary, the smart one, who always corrects him. “He won’t literally set us on fire! He’s going to take away our job!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My money!” yelled Rock. “I spend it on a 4-foot long sandwich every Saturday night!”
“Who cares about your stupid sandwiches!?!” asked Ed.
“Silence!” yelled Jeff.
The boys got quiet, knowing Jeff would boil over if they didn’t.
“Finally, peace and quiet. Okay, Hilary and Ed, get me a pot. And Rock, get me some boy powder and boy liquid! And don’t mess it up!” said Jeff.
But, being very stupid, (and not listening to what Jeff said) Rock got girl powder and girl liquid. Rock started pouring it in while Jeff was getting more ingredients. Then he came over and saw what Rock was doing. (Oh and if you don’t know, Jeff is really big with potions and has a lot of them)
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” yelled Jeff. “Rock! What are you doing!?!”
“I’m doing just what you said, Jeff! I got girl powder and girl liquid!” said Rock.
“No Rock! You were supposed to get boy powder and boy liquid! What happened!?!” asked Jeff.
“Remember, it’s opposite day!” said Rock.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled Jeff. “Is that all you can think about?”
“Don’t worry, Jeff! I’ll put this in to stop it!” said Rock. He was holding a bottle of 3-GP.
“Rock! What ever you do, don’t put it in!” said Jeff.
Rock was about to put it in.
“Don’t put it in!” Jeff screamed frantically.
Rock put it in. There was a big explosion about to come. At that time…
“Hey!” said the blonde to the red head. “What’s wrong!?!”
“What’s wrong!?! We’ve been in here for days! No one will ever create us!” she said.
“It’s only been a 15 minutes.” the blonde replied.
“Yeah, but we’ve been in here for a long time and still no one has created us!” said the brunette.
“We can’t loose hope!” said the blonde.
“Well I think I’m about to loose mine!” the red head complained again.
Then they felt themselves being pulled out into space again.
“Oh-no! Here we go again!” said the blonde. “Goodbye, Mars!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” the three girls screamed. Back at the lab…
“Rock! Look what you’ve done! You’re gonna loose your…”
BOOM!!!
“Job?” Jeff said weakly.
The explosion had knocked them all out for a few seconds. The girls were standing on the floor, looking around, until Jeff and the others snapped out of the daze and started to fight with each other again.
“Rock!” Jeff started again. “Do you realize what that was!?!”
“Uh, what?” asked Rock.
Jeff smacked himself on the head.
“It gave them superpowers, stupid! Now they’re gonna stop my plan because they have superpowers!” said Jeff. “Well I guess if they have powers, then I’ll have to fight power with power! I’ll make boys with better powers than those dorky girls!”
The red head was mad when she heard him say that.
“You better take that back!” she said.
“Oh! I’m so scared! Catch me! I’m about to faint!” Jeff said mockingly.
“Okay!” said Rock.
Jeff was pretending to fall while Rock came from behind him and caught him.
“Rock! Quit it! You know I hate it when you touch me! Now get me some 3-XP before I make you see stars!” yelled Jeff.
Rock handed him 3-GP. Jeff poured it on the girls without even looking what it was. Then he realized Rock’s mistake (again).
“Rock! You twit! You gave me 3-GP! Now they have even more superpowers!” said Jeff.
“Opps! My bad!” said Rock.
Jeff was pulling his hair out right about now. He was starting to hate Rock and his pathetic attempts to be smart. But then, something caught Rock’s eye. He didn’t tell Jeff or his brothers. At least not yet. He was keeping it a secret. Then not far away Jeff’s mom, Charlotte Ables, was inside cooking. The girls were running away from Jeff because this time he did have 3-XP, and he checked twice. Then Mrs. Ables came outside to see what all the commotion was. They stopped right in front of her.
“What’s going on, Jeff? And who are these girls?” asked Mrs. Ables.
“Uhhhhhhhh,” started Jeff.
“Don’t get tricky on me, mister!” said Mrs. Ables.
“I say anything accept uhhh!” said Jeff.
“That’s enough to know that you did something stupid and bad again!” said Mrs. Ables.
“Stupid!?! Bad!?! Man, you should’ve been Rock’s mother!” said Jeff. “He’s
the one who caused this mess!”
“Whatever, I’ll ask them.” said Mrs. Ables, ignoring her son. She bent down to the girls. “Who are you?” she asked.
“Well, you see, we just came to Earth, all the way from Mars!” said the blonde.
“We don’t have parents.” said the brunette.
Stupid girls, they’re making it up! Jeff thought.
Mrs. Ables wasn’t sure if she believed the blonde’s story and thought that they were just playing around, but she looked at them as if she understood them. But brunette said that they didn’t have parents, and no child could lie about that. Maybe they were just homeless girls off the street and wanted someone to be with. Mrs. Ables felt like she needed to help the girls out at what they wanted, for she had always wanted girls.
“Do you really not have parents?” asked Mrs. Ables.
The girls nodded their heads.
“Never mind that! He called us dorks!” said the red head pointing to Jeff.
Mrs. Ables was infuriated at this, that Jeff would call these homeless girls names and all they wanted was a home. She immediately turned to her son.
“Jeff! How could you!?! You don’t even know them!” yelled Mrs. Ables. But then she thought again about what the brunette said.
“Hey! Maybe you can be my children! I can adopt you!” said Mrs. Ables.
“Yeah!” they said.
“What!?!” yelled Jeff. “Mom, you aren’t serious?”
“Actually Jeff, I am.” said Mrs. Ables.
“My life is pure misery.” complained Jeff looking at the ground.
“Well, since you are off the street and I don’t have to sign any adoption papers, let’s start out by naming you.” said Mrs. Ables. “Hmm, I’ve always liked the name Jenny, so I’ll name the blonde Jenny. And since I’ve been reading Anne of Green Gables lately, I’ll call the brunette Anne. And because your hair is as red as a rose, I’ll call you Rosie.”
“Mom, those have got to be the stupidest names I’ve ever heard!” said Jeff. “I mean c’mon, Rosie? If we’re going to keep them, can’t you name them something more mature?”
“Are you calling me immature?” asked Mrs. Ables. “I’m telling you, Jeff, I think you should stop hanging around that Rock kid next door. His stupidity is starting to rub off on you.”
“Thanks mom, that’s a great way to encourage your son!” said Jeff.
“Well, come on girls! I’ll show you your new home!” said Mrs. Ables.
The girls with their new mother walked inside. Jeff saw Rock hiding behind a tree jumping happily.
“Rock, you’re such a baby!” said Jeff as he passed by. Then he walked away.
“Ah-ha!” said Rock. He thought of the perfect plan.
